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It is for this reason that I seriously wish I was friends with Katy Perry. I’m not talking about lines of cocaine (although that definitely counts too) but rather well-rehearsed pickup lines.John Mayer is without a doubt the biggest a-hole creepster in all of Hollywood (possibly the world) and I am itching to warn her that her new makey-outeyness with him will end REALLY badly. Per, read on and ask yourself “Am I dating a giant douche too? John Mayer actually hit on me once, sauntering up to me at our friend’s Christmas party and saying: “I just have to tell you, I've been watching you for the last 20 minutes and I have never seen someone command a room the way you do, even just sitting on the couch.Now I love to dance and really get into it so you’d think that I’d love a guy who does too. If a guy tries to bust out some SYTYCD moves, well, I think Regis's face says it all.

But if simply stating your own name is the extent of your creativity, gawd. Source: WENNI have a guy in my phone called “Dancing Ken-DO NOT ANSWER” who I met at a bar and was pretty charming…until we started to dance. I mean, I love putting on makeup, doesn’t mean my boyfriend should too.

Ooo why are you thinking about getting yours done?!?!

” Source: WENN And yes, Kim's ARE fake, trust me I have sources.

My last boyfriend tried to get me to call him—and I’m serious here—"footlong" but SHOCKER, I refused because everyone knows that you don’t get to makeup your own nickname. Source: WENNIt’s always tempting to repeat a joke you heard from Louis CK or Tosh.0, but you should NOT because you’re not a professional comedian.

Ditto with having a catchphrase--I'm looking at you Ryan Lochte! Would you try to recreate a dive you saw on the Olympics? But a true d-bag fancies himself just as funny as Chris Rock and will horrify you with regurgitated lines from his latest stand-up…in his voice. But on second thought, actually being Daniel Tosh isn’t much cooler. Source: WENNOh your name is Jenner—ohhhh wow how…how…incredibly lame.

But if simply stating your own name is the extent of your creativity, gawd. Source: WENNI have a guy in my phone called “Dancing Ken-DO NOT ANSWER” who I met at a bar and was pretty charming…until we started to dance. I mean, I love putting on makeup, doesn’t mean my boyfriend should too.

Ooo why are you thinking about getting yours done?!?!

” Source: WENN And yes, Kim's ARE fake, trust me I have sources.

My last boyfriend tried to get me to call him—and I’m serious here—"footlong" but SHOCKER, I refused because everyone knows that you don’t get to makeup your own nickname. Source: WENNIt’s always tempting to repeat a joke you heard from Louis CK or Tosh.0, but you should NOT because you’re not a professional comedian.

Ditto with having a catchphrase--I'm looking at you Ryan Lochte! Would you try to recreate a dive you saw on the Olympics? But a true d-bag fancies himself just as funny as Chris Rock and will horrify you with regurgitated lines from his latest stand-up…in his voice. But on second thought, actually being Daniel Tosh isn’t much cooler. Source: WENNOh your name is Jenner—ohhhh wow how…how…incredibly lame.

It is a dangerous message.♦◊♦When I hear the voice of the American Douche responding to me in my imagination, he always sounds like Clint Eastwood in .“You sound like loser, punk,” The American Douche will say. If you want everyone to win, if you want socialism, move to Finland.